[ This one stalks through the classroom as you're all settling down, and he only moves to the front once the bell has rung. He folds his hands behind his back, eyes each and every one of you (it might feel vaguely like he is sizing you up and subsequently finding you wanting), and then: ]

I am Tohru Fukuzawa. I will be your instructor for this class. Your first assignment, due Wednesday, to dispel any possible doubts regarding why I am your teacher, will be to find out why I was asked to teach you.

For tonight, I have a simple question for all of you: why do individuals commit crimes?

[ ...And you'll see, throughout this little session, just how intense this fucker can get. ]